Win/Lose

Spurs fans after a win:

Optimist: “Brilliant, love this team, COYS”

Pessimist: Alternating between “we might lose next week” and “….remember when we last lost?” and not saying anything.

Spurs fans after a loss:

Optimist: “We were disappointing, but we go again, COYS”

Pessimist: “I TOLD YOU WE’D LOSE AGAIN, POCH IS CLUELESS, WE’LL NEVER WIN ANYTHING, BOTTLED IT! I WAS RIGHT, I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU!”

HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU ABSOLUTE LEGENDS.

DML is returning in 2019 to follow the best Tottenham side of our lifetime*.

*ignoring the ancient ones amongst us that were alive in the 60s. Show-offs.

Spooky
blogger, podcaster, lucid dreamer
www.dearmrlevy.com
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